U.S. CONGRESS DECIDED TO GRANT INDEPENDENCE TO PUERTO RICO
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The Congress of the United States decided not to grant any assistance to Puerto Rico because it rather grant independence to the poor and desperate Island than to help to pay its debts. "Puerto Ricans are a few freeloaders who just want our money " said Watcha MC Collit, Congressman from the state of Virginia ham. "It is cheaper to let the island sink into the sea. Also soon we'll get into Cuba that is the market we need in the region." he added. It is expected that by July 25, 2016 the announcement of the formal separation of Puerto Rico will be made. "Everyone will lose the US citizenship " said Representative Bom Billon , while Senator Alan Brito agreed, adding that: "We will finally get rid of all non english speaking mongrels".
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