Dancing Kizomba causes cancer, says WHO

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Like your sensual dancing? You may want to think again.

The World Health Organization said Monday that dancing Kizomba causes forhead skin cancer, while dancing Bachata could be carcinogenic for your hips.

The WHO's cancer research unit now classifies such dances "carcinogenic to humans" based on evidence from hundreds of studies of dead people who danced those styles some time in their lives.

The report outlined that simply dacing Rueda has not been found to cause any side effects. Hundreds of Kizobma dancers protested at the WHO headquartes saying they know they will die one day one way or the other, but that the best way is by dancing Kizomba until the very last day.

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