Beautiful Princess Sarah arrives on unicorn for First Communion party
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Princess Sarah, the beautiful little sister of Sam Ferdinand, arrived in Madrid last Friday on the back of a snow-white unicorn, in anticipation of her First Communion party next Saturday, 13th May.
When her father, King Pumpkin, asked where the unicorn came from, she replied, "I don't know, Daddy. I just found him on the way home from school. Can I keep him? Please? Pleeeaaase???"
It is not known yet where the unicorn will sleep for the next seven days, but rumours have it that space is being made in the family's home in central Madrid. However, elder brother Sam told reporters, "I'm not having that bloody thing sleeping on the floor of my bedroom all night. I've got enough with my sister waking me up every morning by jumping up and down on me."
Sarah is looking forward to riding the unicorn to the hotel all by herself, and having a great big party with a crowd of guests from far and wide, lots of delicious food, a magic show, and unicorn rides for all the little girls.
Meanwhile, Sam will be sitting at his own table, attempting to beat his own record for eating chocolate ice cream (currently 125 scoops per week). That is, if the waiters and his parents let him get away with it, and if he doesn't explode.
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