BREAKING NEWS
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Theresa May changes her surname to Thatcher and will impose strict controls on its borders and freeze all Russian assets in the UK. The USA have torpedoed a North Korean supplier of oil killing ten Chinese nationals and spilling oil that has spread throughout the Russian coastline. There is a coup d’état in Ukraine and military officials take over command. The Ukrainian armies have used toxic agents on rebel populations and have now manoeuvred to occupy Crimea. Meanwhile, China has moved to occupy Philippian and Indonesian islands in the south china sea where war is through to break out at any moment.
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