Superstar Ana receives unexpected presents and surprise party
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Today, May 18th, world famous Superstar, karate and fencing champion, and general party-lover, Ana Pérez, will celebrate her birthday at her luxury residence in Madrid. What she doesn't know is that a whole host of other superstars are flying in from all over the world for a surprise party this evening.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have set aside their domestic squabbles and have chartered a private jet to fly them from Beverly Hills. Pitt said, "We wouldn't miss Ana's party for the world." Angelina declined to comment as the recent paparazzi attention given to Ana has completely eclipsed the poor Hollywood actress.
Some guy called Jensen was also seen hitch-hiking in the Madrid direction last week in a small village in Extremadura, probably doing his best to get to the party too.
Harry Potter has magically decorated the party venue, despite protests from Hermione that he didn't do anything like that for her. Rumour has it that Ron Weasley may also have been invited.
The secret party is being organised by Ana's elder sister and famous hilarious prankster, Sofía.
"I invited all the big names I could think of, and so far, they've all confirmed their coming, except North-Koran dictator and general madman Kim Jong-un, who was apparently frightened by Ana's karate skills."
There will be lots of presents, pop concerts and a gigantic birthday cake of which Sofía will save a piece for their little-known friend Sam.
Who is this mysterious pal of theirs?
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